Revenance Communicators

[York's image comes up on the communicator, and even with armor on he looks fairly confused. He's sitting in the hotel, and Sparky's in his usual position on top of York's head.]

Okay, so I know I've been kind of distracted most of this week, but what the heck happened on the Mother of Invention? Is everyone okay?

[York and Delta appear on the screen together. It looks like they're somewhere in the hotel, from the background. Max the Meow Wow is clearly visible behind York, sleeping on his back with his paws in the air, and Sparky is curled up next to him.]

Hello all you lovely people out there. This is York and Delta, bringing you another-

York.

[Somehow, Delta manages to look disapproving despite having a helmet on. York shrugs at him unrepentantly.]

So Delta and I have been working on a little project; it seems like you can run into nightmares practically anywhere, but there are some places where you can be completely sure you'll run into a bunch of the things. Take it away, D.

Thank you, York. By compiling information gained from conversations with others and analyzing our own experiences, I have assembled a map detailing the places with higher levels of nightmare activity. This map should allow people the opportunity to avoid the worst of the attacks and to be prepared should they need to head through certain areas.

The maps are attached to this message; stay safe, guys.

[The communicator comes up and from the background it looks as if the person using it is sitting in one of the cafes. He's wearing a suit of armor that's similar to North's, though this version is tan.]

Hey, everyone, York here. You're probably tired of the same old questions by now, so let me say it's a pleasure to be here with all you lovely people. And I just have to tell you...

[A small bright green person, also in armor, appears next to York.]

...I wasn't gonna forget to introduce you, D. This here is Delta.

[Delta inclines his head towards the camera, then looks back up at York.]

My analysis indicates an 80% similarity with your proposed openings for comedy club routines. May I suggest that this is not the optimum way to greet unknown quantities?

Sheesh, D, no need to rain on everyone's parade. They've got technicolor firebreathing lizards in slippers; how serious can they be?