Entries tagged with character: casey shraeger

I really hate munny. I thought I hated money at home, but I didn't. Not till I found munny, which is so much worse.

Well, I got the Fuzzballs to make me a collapsible baton, which should help me given the cost of bullets is a little too high for my liking. Just all around I do not like having to rely on a cereal box mascot to get enough munny to make it day to day.

I was never one to complain about my salary at home, but I will never let anyone do it again.

...You know, if I get back.

Oh right, why I turned this stupid Dick Tracy watch on.

My name is Casey Shraeger, I'm a New York City Detective from the year 2009. I don't have advanced technology or magic voodoo powers there, I don't like the voodoo powers, and potions taste worse than the coffee my partner makes at his diner.

And I'm so looking forward to getting to know all of you. *BATHE IN THE SARCASM!*

**Click.*

[The video flickers on to show both Wash and North in what looks like one of the hotel rooms. It’s far enough away that it’s obvious they’ve set it up on a flat surface somewhere. Wash is still wearing his helmet; old habits die very hard.]

Hey. Does anyone know anything about these Dream Eater things? We know they can fight and that you can make them from little rainbow pieces; aside from that, I’ve got nothing.

[There’s a squeak from offscreen, and Wash looks over-] Hey, get over here. [-and leans out of the frame.]

[North, meanwhile, has his helmet off, because all things considered, this area’s probably safe and he can let his guard down a bit. ]

Also, do they all carry loose change or something? It’s an odd way of making money.

[He glances over at Wash.]

Everything alright, Wash?

Yeah, fine, just- c’mere!

[There’s more squeaking offscreen, and finally Wash leans back into the frame, pulling his bat into his lap. The bat squeaks piteously, and it’s pretty obvious that one wing is bandaged.]

Is there a vet around here, or someone who knows how to take care of this? [He gestures at the bandage.] I can do this much, but that’s about it.

[Responses will come from both Wash (

unrecovered) and North (

brodakota).]

First Collar - Voice (Traverse Town)

Message 01. Technicolor Animals 101