[anonymous text]

[revenancenpcs]

[Some of you may recognize the anonymous text from the last time it showed up, back when there were hardly any worlds at all. To others, it may be new. Regardless of which happens to be the case, that is most certainly an anonymous post, when the moogles have sworn that it shouldn't even be possible to make an anonymous post.]

Hmph. So there are now even more of you here? I suppose there truly are no limits to how many he can draw in, only to leave to flounder. Stranger, or acquaintance...in the end, the result will still be the same.

Not that such efforts matter. No matter how many dreamers accumulate here, you cannot change what was laid out long ago.

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[video]

[the_mechanic]

[Completely deadpan] Well, there went any fantasies I had of this being an elaborate courting ritual by some deep-space Amazonian princess.

[total jack]

[letteropener]

I wouldn't have let my sister go quite this far.

[video]

[the_mechanic]

As flattering as that would have been, I'm comforted.

[video]

[raisethemoon]

[Snort]

I am a Princess. I do not need to kidnap stallions.

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

To be fair, what they said doesn't rule out a deep-space Amazonian prince.

[Someone is consciously ignoring the troll, or whatever it is.]

[video]

[the_mechanic]

Well, thank God there are at least two people here prettier than me, or I'd start panicking.

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Unless it's a harem situation.

[video]

[the_mechanic]

So, this one time in Albuquerque...

I dunno, if it's a harem situation, apparently we don't measure up. Still not sure if I'm grateful or offended.

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Why not go with both? You were considered, and then declared not pretty enough.

[video]

[the_mechanic]

Ouch, I think I'm wounded.

So, will we be made pretty enough, or thrown off the island?

[Yes, York. We.]

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

[York grins.]

Hey, you're the one who wanted to be swept off your feet, man. I'm just here for the company.

[video]

[revenancenpcs]

Perhaps now you will see the truth of your stay.

[video]

[the_mechanic]

Perhaps. But, "What is truth?" after all?

[video]

[revenancenpcs]

A question for philosophers to argue over.

[video]

[the_mechanic]

Which is to say, it's relative, and therefore, so is the purpose of our captivity.

[revenancenpcs]

You are free to choose to believe whatever you wish.

[the_mechanic]

Fantastic. Freedom to make my own truth. Might not work out so well for you, though, fair warning.

[revenancenpcs]

We shall see about that.

[unrecovered]

...what the fuck is your home world like?

[the_mechanic]

More alien-gods, bio-mechanical army invasions and mind control, less sleep.

...so, minus the ponies, fluffy-sidekicks and bat-bears, not too much difference, the more I think about it. That's fucking disturbing.

[unrecovered]

So where did deep-space Amazonian princesses come from?

[the_mechanic]

Deep-space Amazonia, most likely.

[unrecovered]

You know what I meant.

[the_mechanic]

Can you rephrase the question?

[unrecovered]

[Why is it not possible to reach through the communicators and punch someone? He really needs to talk to the Moogles about installing that particular feature.]

Why the fuck were deep-space Amazonian princesses the first thing you thought of.