[anonymous text]

[revenancenpcs]

[Some of you may recognize the anonymous text from the last time it showed up, back when there were hardly any worlds at all. To others, it may be new. Regardless of which happens to be the case, that is most certainly an anonymous post, when the moogles have sworn that it shouldn't even be possible to make an anonymous post.]

Hmph. So there are now even more of you here? I suppose there truly are no limits to how many he can draw in, only to leave to flounder. Stranger, or acquaintance...in the end, the result will still be the same.

Not that such efforts matter. No matter how many dreamers accumulate here, you cannot change what was laid out long ago.

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[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

[York laughs at that.]

I can neither confirm nor deny allegations of harem-forming.

[He pauses]

But if people are interested in applying...

[video]

[the_mechanic]

[strokes his beard thoughtfully]

You're pretty, I'll give you that, but if I have to apply to your harem, I'm not interested. I have my pride.

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

And this is why the Amazonian space prince of your dreams hasn't added you to his harem.

[York shakes his head sadly]

Some people just aren't motivated enough.

[unrecovered]

Get a room, you two.

[Wait. Fuck.]

Let me be specific: get Tony's room.

[the_mechanic]

[Shit-eating grin]

Oh, fuck, please tell me you're not a part of his harem. I'm definitely out.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

[Matching grin]

Oh, he's definitely not. Ziva knows seven hundred ways to kill a man with her bare hands, and besides, they are disgustingly adorable together.

[the_mechanic]

Aaahahah, yes; I agree he wouldn't be worth going after, then.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

I do like being in possession of all of my limbs.

[the_mechanic]

Fair enough. Pick your battles.

[unrecovered]

[OH MY GOD TONY SHUT UP.]

York couldn't keep a harem if he tried.

[the_mechanic]

[A sympathetic smile]

It's okay to be jealous, no one would fault you for it.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

It is pretty tough being friends with someone as awesome as you or me, Tony. Wash is just a little sensitive about it sometimes.

[unrecovered]

I'd like to remind you both that I'm the only one here with a steady girlfriend, and you guys can go fuck yourselves.

Or each other.

Just not in my room.

[the_mechanic]

Thank you for your blessing, means the world.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

I don't know how our relationship would have gone without Wash's approval.

[unrecovered]

I would say go forth and procreate, but that doesn't seem physically possible.

Unless there's something Tony's not telling us.

[the_mechanic]

The list of things I'm not telling you would take years...

[allfunandgamesuntil]

I guess that's why we'll have to hold out for a princess rather than a prince to get this harem going.

[If that last comment's true, maybe Wash and Tony would get along.]

[video]

[guerriera]

....

[ Really, York? Really? ]

..Is this where I remind you that the Amazonia System is part of Covenant-controlled space, York.

[ Because no one is ever going to be willingly part of a Sangheili harem. ]

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

You can't let facts get in the way of your daydreams, Carolina.

[He shrugs]

Besides, Tony's from a different universe, so his Amazonians are probably different.

[video]

[guerriera]

Daydreams won't change the facts, York.

[ Fun ruiner, right here, folks. ]

Lucky him.

[ ..Seriously. Even if the war's over, those Elites ain' getting any prettier. ]

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Well, the list of places a space prince or princess can be from and be human got pretty short after a while. That means you have to get creative.

[video]

[guerriera]

[She might be rolling her eyes.]

Well, I'll just leave you and Stark to improvise to your heart's content, then.

[video]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Thank you, hurricane Carolina, for not raining on our parade.

[video]

[guerriera]

...

[The video link shuts off much too quickly after that remark.]