[anonymous text]

[revenancenpcs]

[Some of you may recognize the anonymous text from the last time it showed up, back when there were hardly any worlds at all. To others, it may be new. Regardless of which happens to be the case, that is most certainly an anonymous post, when the moogles have sworn that it shouldn't even be possible to make an anonymous post.]

Hmph. So there are now even more of you here? I suppose there truly are no limits to how many he can draw in, only to leave to flounder. Stranger, or acquaintance...in the end, the result will still be the same.

Not that such efforts matter. No matter how many dreamers accumulate here, you cannot change what was laid out long ago.

Comments

[the_mechanic]

[Shit-eating grin]

Oh, fuck, please tell me you're not a part of his harem. I'm definitely out.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

[Matching grin]

Oh, he's definitely not. Ziva knows seven hundred ways to kill a man with her bare hands, and besides, they are disgustingly adorable together.

[the_mechanic]

Aaahahah, yes; I agree he wouldn't be worth going after, then.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

I do like being in possession of all of my limbs.

[the_mechanic]

Fair enough. Pick your battles.

[unrecovered]

[OH MY GOD TONY SHUT UP.]

York couldn't keep a harem if he tried.

[the_mechanic]

[A sympathetic smile]

It's okay to be jealous, no one would fault you for it.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

It is pretty tough being friends with someone as awesome as you or me, Tony. Wash is just a little sensitive about it sometimes.

[unrecovered]

I'd like to remind you both that I'm the only one here with a steady girlfriend, and you guys can go fuck yourselves.

Or each other.

Just not in my room.

[the_mechanic]

Thank you for your blessing, means the world.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

I don't know how our relationship would have gone without Wash's approval.

[unrecovered]

I would say go forth and procreate, but that doesn't seem physically possible.

Unless there's something Tony's not telling us.

[the_mechanic]

The list of things I'm not telling you would take years...

[allfunandgamesuntil]

I guess that's why we'll have to hold out for a princess rather than a prince to get this harem going.

[If that last comment's true, maybe Wash and Tony would get along.]

[the_mechanic]

As much as I hate to concede, you're probably right.

[He's not actually exaggerating the list. Seriously. His life.]

[unrecovered]

Really? Because I'm pretty sure Tony's a woman in disguise. That's your start right there.

[Shots. Fired.]

[the_mechanic]

Oh my God, you do have a thing for me! And all this time I thought you just couldn't stand me, but it's your conflicting feelings that make you such an ass!

It all makes sense now!

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Shhhhh, don't let Ziva know. Seven hundred ways to kill a man.

[unrecovered]

[He may have needed a minute to calm down before replying.]

What part of "has a girlfriend" did you not get? I'm not the one starting a harem here.

[the_mechanic]

S'okay, your secret's safe with me. And anyone else viewing this public conversation, I'm sure everyone can be discreet for your limbs' sake.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

And should Ziva ever want a harem, I'm sure that she'll look kindly on you both.

[4letters4ninja]

[And here's where you realize Ziva's been paying attention to all of it. And facepalming at the lot of you.]

First off, York is right. Those seven hundred ways are bare hands only. I know plenty more. [Hands off the boyfriend, got it?]

Second: If I do ever decide to start a harem, the three of you are right at the top. Wash first.

[unrecovered]

[Everybody knows who wears the pants in this relationship.]

I don't know whether to thank you or hide.

[the_mechanic]

When in doubt, go for both.

[Still grinning like a madman. Seriously, though, Ziva, Wash is all yours. Though he's all for that harem...]

Lovely to see you again, Miss David.

[4letters4ninja]

[As if anyone had any doubt who wears the pants whenever she's involved. She only wears a skirt if she wants jaw drops...or to show off her legs. Also, ignore any shit eating grin on her face.]

Thank me over this, then hide where I will not find you until later...Unless, well... [She's going to stop talking on that topic for now.]

You too, Mr. Stark. But, the name is Ziva. Not Miss David.