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[The comm clicks on--HOLY HELL extreme close-up of some young guy in shades with the most ridiculous smile on his face. His voice is loud and gruff as he waves enthusiastically] DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
...[He pauses, face falling slightly as he turns away a moment] Wow, that really doesn't sound as hardcore without the music.
[Aaaaand back to the camera] Anyway! So that little cat guy said I was stuck here and stuff, but it's all good, man. Check this out! [He tilts the camera slightly to reveal the Hebby Repp perched casually on his shoulder.] This little dude just came outta nowhere, I think he likes me! I dunno what exactly he is though...some kinda...snake...lizard...thing...but that just makes him even more hardcore, man! High five, little dude!
[He holds his palm up to the Dream Eater, but it just blinks at him, not exactly having arms with which to return a high five, then hops off his shoulder.] Uh...anyway, I guess I'll need a name for him. I've always wanted to pick out a totally radical name for a pet! [He fiddles with the camera a second to point it back at the spirit as it waddles around idly at his feet.] Now let me think...how about...Death Rex! No, no....Razorback! No wait, that's a kind of pig. Hmm....there's gotta be something for a gnarly...technicolor...reptile...thing...
I've got it! Your name is...Kodachrome!
[Suddenly there is a FWOOMPH sound; if the brief burst of orange and 90s Kid's yelp of shock before the camera flails out of control are any indication, the Hebby Repp now named Kodachrome has just set the boy's shoe on fire.]
...[He pauses, face falling slightly as he turns away a moment] Wow, that really doesn't sound as hardcore without the music.
[Aaaaand back to the camera] Anyway! So that little cat guy said I was stuck here and stuff, but it's all good, man. Check this out! [He tilts the camera slightly to reveal the Hebby Repp perched casually on his shoulder.] This little dude just came outta nowhere, I think he likes me! I dunno what exactly he is though...some kinda...snake...lizard...thing...but that just makes him even more hardcore, man! High five, little dude!
[He holds his palm up to the Dream Eater, but it just blinks at him, not exactly having arms with which to return a high five, then hops off his shoulder.] Uh...anyway, I guess I'll need a name for him. I've always wanted to pick out a totally radical name for a pet! [He fiddles with the camera a second to point it back at the spirit as it waddles around idly at his feet.] Now let me think...how about...Death Rex! No, no....Razorback! No wait, that's a kind of pig. Hmm....there's gotta be something for a gnarly...technicolor...reptile...thing...
I've got it! Your name is...Kodachrome!
[Suddenly there is a FWOOMPH sound; if the brief burst of orange and 90s Kid's yelp of shock before the camera flails out of control are any indication, the Hebby Repp now named Kodachrome has just set the boy's shoe on fire.]
