1 Dude

[liefeldisgod]

[The comm clicks on--HOLY HELL extreme close-up of some young guy in shades with the most ridiculous smile on his face. His voice is loud and gruff as he waves enthusiastically] DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

...[He pauses, face falling slightly as he turns away a moment] Wow, that really doesn't sound as hardcore without the music.

[Aaaaand back to the camera] Anyway! So that little cat guy said I was stuck here and stuff, but it's all good, man. Check this out! [He tilts the camera slightly to reveal the Hebby Repp perched casually on his shoulder.] This little dude just came outta nowhere, I think he likes me! I dunno what exactly he is though...some kinda...snake...lizard...thing...but that just makes him even more hardcore, man! High five, little dude!

[He holds his palm up to the Dream Eater, but it just blinks at him, not exactly having arms with which to return a high five, then hops off his shoulder.] Uh...anyway, I guess I'll need a name for him. I've always wanted to pick out a totally radical name for a pet! [He fiddles with the camera a second to point it back at the spirit as it waddles around idly at his feet.] Now let me think...how about...Death Rex! No, no....Razorback! No wait, that's a kind of pig. Hmm....there's gotta be something for a gnarly...technicolor...reptile...thing...

I've got it! Your name is...Kodachrome!

[Suddenly there is a FWOOMPH sound; if the brief burst of orange and 90s Kid's yelp of shock before the camera flails out of control are any indication, the Hebby Repp now named Kodachrome has just set the boy's shoe on fire.]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

[And then there's a cartoon wah wah waaaaah. Comedic duties fulfilled, Pinkie lowers the trombone and cups a hoof to her mouth.]

STOP DROP AND ROLL!

[liefeldisgod]

[There's a few seconds before he comes back online, and the fact that he's now covered in dirt says that he took her advice. He pats his hat to check for any remaining flames.]

Hot, hot hot!

[Kodachrome, meanwhile, is hanging around his shoulders as if nothing even happened. 90s Kid adjusts his shades but then blinks if one can even tell and leans closer to the comm, staring at Pinkie]

Dude. Are you...a pink pony?

[sailorlaughter]

Yep! Are you a human with sunglasses? Who isn't on fire anymore?

[liefeldisgod]

Uh...yeah, I guess I am.

[sailorlaughter]

That's great! My name's Pinkie Pie, what's yours?

[Video]

[trademark_skull]

[Was right about to turn the video off and carry on until the fire. Okay yeah no, that was way more amusing than it needed to be.]

I think he likes it.

[What sarcasm.]

[Video]

[liefeldisgod]

[He hastily comes back on camera, patting a few embers out on his clothes and readjusting his hat.]

You really think so?

[Video]

[trademark_skull]

[Wait... wait. Did he take that seriously?]

Uh, no.

Re: [Video]

[liefeldisgod]

...oh.

[That sarcasm stuff. Bogus.]

[dork_of_keys]

[Hello close up. Then rambling. And then burning shoes. Something tells Sora this guy should not be left unsupervised. The fact that Sora himself shouldn't be left unsupervised sometimes is not, in his opinion, important at the moment. At least he can deal with the Nightmares when they attack, but he's not so sure this guy can claim the same...]

Uh... do you need some help...?

[At least he doesn't seem overly bothered about being stuck. Maybe that'll help a little.]

[liefeldisgod]

Nah man, I got it, I'm good!

[He looks a little more sootfaced, but otherwise unharmed.]

[wavesinherheart]

Kodachrome?

[liefeldisgod]

[90s Kid pops back up on screen a little charred, but otherwise fine]

Yeah man! It's like technicolor, but it's Kodachrome!

[wavesinherheart]

...Right.

[liefeldisgod]

So what's a bodacious babe like yourself doing around here?

[wavesinherheart]

Ah... the same as anyone else, really.

[liefeldisgod]

Cool, cool.

I'm totally digging your hair, dudette. Blue hair is totally radical! I totally wanted to dye my hair blue once but they wouldn't let me in the drug store.

[wavesinherheart]

Thanks, but I didn't dye it.

[unrecovered]

[Oh dear God it's like Caboose but worse. Perfect. He wonders if this one has a history of team-killing too. Well, if he is like Caboose, he'll survive.]

Good luck with that.

[liefeldisgod]

Dude, I totally got this! [Meanwhile trying to pat the flames out with his hat]

[shadearchivist]

You seem to be having some technical difficulties with your hebby repp. Are you in need of assistance?

[liefeldisgod]

Nah, it's cool man, I think he just sneezed.

[shadearchivist]

I hope you weren't on fire for very long.

[liefeldisgod]

Well my shoes are a little toasty but it's all good. Scars are cool, even on Chucks!

[shadearchivist]

I'm glad you're well, then.