Physics... How Do They Work? - 002 [audio]

[juniorganymedian]

[The quick, light breaths coming from the audio indicate that the person speaking is performing some form of physical exertion.]

My apologies for any brusqueness, but I require the assistance of a healer immediately. I have just witnessed a person leaping from the edge of the tower in the Fourth District of Traverse Town. I do not know if they could have survived a fall from such a height, but if they have, I suspect my own first aid knowledge and potion will be insufficient to provide adequate care for such traumatic injuries. I am making all due haste to the area at this moment. Thank you for your attention.

Comments

Threadjack whee

[unrecovered]

[What the actual hell.]

...that's normal where you're from, isn't it.

[You keypeople are so goddamn weird.]

*adds to the threadjacking* >_> [audio]

[battleborndr]

...Everyone's got their hobbies.

[Despite the nature of his comment, he does sound a bit perplexed.]

[unrecovered]

I didn't know breaking physics was a hobby.

[battleborndr]

Sounds like a blast.

[wavesinherheart]

It's... not uncommon, I guess.

[unrecovered]

...of course it isn't.

[wavesinherheart]

It just... makes sense. But if he'd fallen it wouldn't have been the same, really.

[unrecovered]

Right. Because gravity takes your intent into account.

[wavesinherheart]

It's not about gravity. It's about the landing.

[unrecovered]

How the hell does the landing have nothing to do with gravity?

[wavesinherheart]

It...just sort of does? I can't really explain very well.