Technology is Fun - 001 [Audio]

[juniorganymedian]

Good day, my name is Jeeves. I am given to understand this device has some extraordinary broadcasting ability akin to a radio or television, but with multi-way communicative properties. I have been here only a short time and require some assistance, for which I will gladly work in trade.

I have created one of the creatures known as a spirit. I have been led to believe that the animal serves some useful function as protection in this realm against nightmares of a similar build, but alternate coloration. The Komory Bat now in my possession defies all training and disciplinary methods with which I am familiar for service animals. I would deeply appreciate some instruction on their care and control. It has taken to fluttering around me in a highly distracting way. Thank you.

I have also been informed this device has some archival function. If it may be accessed readily, I should like to know how.

Comments

[audio]

[earthshatter]

Not precisely. However, to the best of my recollection any discussion on how to return has never been in single place.

[audio]

[juniorganymedian]

A more extensive review of the archives will be necessary, then.

[Unfortunate, but Jeeves is nothing if not meticulous.]

Is there any other information you would deem relevant as a more veteran individual here, Mr...?

[audio]

[earthshatter]

Aeleus.

I believe the most important thing of note is that there is an unknown entity who appears on this network periodically, predominantly to mock us. You will no doubt come across them in your review. Beyond that, while people have woken up, there is no indication of how one might do so.

[audio]

[juniorganymedian]

The persons Ms. Chell referred to, I take it? Most disturbing, sir. I shall be diligent in my review.

May I ask, though, has there been any form of pattern to those waking up? Do these persons simply vanish? Or are their bodies left behind in sleep as our own waking bodies likely find themselves outside this realm.

[audio]

[earthshatter]

Presumably, yes.

[Then again, there aren't really a whole lot people who match that description and the times when they've shown up are usually fairly memorable.]

They vanish. It's as if they'd never been here at all.

[audio]

[juniorganymedian]

[So they arrive seemingly at random and depart much the same way. No wonder Detective Shirogane had had trouble with this 'case,' as she called it.]

This is all very troubling, Mr. Aeleus. Again, I must extend my gratitude for your assistance. I have, I believe, a great deal to simply review before I feel I can be of some greater use in the current endeavor to return to our native realms. I wish you luck and Godspeed, sir, in whatever adversity you face. Thank you.

[audio]

[earthshatter]

It was the least I could do. And I wish you the best of luck in your reviews as well.