revenance_comms | Fourth Stitch: Making My Way Downtown

[It's immediately obvious that Rarity is in Ponyville - not because she's a pony, as that's her default state of affairs, but because it's broad daylight outside. She smiles at the communicator and moves it in a slow pan, showcasing everything before her; as she's standing on the bridge next to the portal, this encompasses the town square and a good amount of scenery.]

For those of you who haven't seen the new world yet, this is Ponyville, where Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and Pinkie Pie and I are from! Well, I suppose Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are technically from Canterlot, but we don't seem to be able to go there at the moment.

Anyway, now that you all have the hang of walking, I'd be more than happy to show you around if you haven't already had a chance to do some exploring of your own. There are Nightmares in a few places, however, so be sure your Spirits are up to task when you come. And if you haven't quite figured out walking yet, I'd be happy to help you with that too. [And if Emile and Chell don't think they're getting the full tour of the town, they're sadly mistaken.]

Oh! And there might be a timberwolf made with white bark walking around sometimes. Don't panic - it's actually quite friendly! Evidently not everypony becomes- well, a pony when they come here.

And Pinkie, I'd say we're long overdue for a welcome party, wouldn't you?

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NOT GOING.

[As if anyone expected him to make an appearance in the princess pony pink and pastl throwup world.]

Oh, don't worry - she'll come to you.

THANKS FOR THE WARNING.

[Great. He's got ponies berating him, ponies playing tour guide, and ponies out to 'greet' him. He's feeling that's more than enough ponies.]

[-wait what]

It's not a bad thing - she'll probably bring you a cupcake and say hello.

[But how is he going to eat the cupcake when he doesn't take his helmet off?]

DON'T NEED CUPCAKES.

[Come on Maine everyone needs cupcakes]

DID SOMEONE SAY CUPCAKES????

[It doesn't matter where Maine is right now - there is a party-cannon-bedecked Meowjesty coming for him. There's a pink pony perched high up on its head, apparently doing some kind of arcane cupcake dance.]

[WHAT THE HELL. Maine's reacting out of instinct, pulling down his Brute Shot and throwing up a defensive stance, but he holds off on firing because, well. Pony. He eases up in utter confusion a moment later and waits for them to bridge the distance before figuring out how he should react.]

[She slides down Lord Tubbington's side as they draw closer, bouncing up to Maine. The Meowjesty, meanwhile, flops down on his belly to peer at Maine. To lick or not to lick?]

HI! You're new here, right? I'm Pinkie Pie, and you're definitely new! I like your helmet, it's awesome and shiny! You wanna cupcake?

[Definitely to lick. Meowjesty used Lick.]

Awwwwwww, Lord Tubbington likes you!

[He remains still out of sheer confusion up until the point the Meowjesty licks him, at which point he's taking a couple steps back and growling. He didn't mind Carolina's Frootz cat, but this in addition to the pink pony offering him cupcakes is a little much to tolerate.]

[Mace, taking cues from his Person, hops back and forth with his own growls]

Ooooh, hey! You two are like TWINS! Do you wanna cupcake too, little guy?

[She offers another cupcake to Mace. It's hard to tell exactly where she just produced it from, but she is definitely holding it now.]

[Maine eases back entirely, grumbling. He's not planning on taking any cupcakes.]

[Mace, on the other hand, can't wait to gobble it down, and in an instant flips from posturing to wagging his tail happily about and devouring the cupcake.]

Yay! I'm SO glad you like it! [Yep she's completely ignoring Maine's refusal to take her baked goods.] So what's your name? Are you from the same place as Wash and all those guys? Your helmet's WAY cooler than theirs!

[He sustains an even, low rumble of annoyance. Mace, on the contrary, is pretty taken by the Pink Pony With Treats and as soon as he's done he's going to snuffle up to her sniffing around for more.]

[Maine goes to his device to send her a text.]

MAINE. YES. GO AWAY.

[Snort]

Well that's a weird name!

SO IS PINKIE PIE.

[What pies were pink, even?]

[She snorts]

You think THAT'S funny? You oughta hear my full name! [She glances around before leaning in to whisper:] It's Pinkamina Diane Pie!

[And then she bursts out laughing.]

[He can only stare at her. Seriously? How is Pie even legitimately a last name? He grumbles lowly and shakes his head.]

[Mace, on the other hand, is bouncing with excitement at the laughter, and makes enthusiastic little yips at her Dream Eater. I like your Person! She is very happy!]

[Lord Tubbington rumbles amiably, before leaning down to lick Mace as well. He likes his person too!]

I don't go by all THAT, though, unless my mom's yelling at me!

[Maine glances around. Was there some angry pink pony going to come up and try to kick him for talking to her daughter?]

[Mace squeaks delightedly and hops up and down. Yay they have awesome Persons!]

Fourth Stitch: Making My Way Downtown

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