13th Key Smash

[dork_of_keys]

[Well, the communicator is not safe even when hidden. However, the only clue we have to the perpetrator's identity is the sound of purring. The video gives viewers a first person view as the cat walks from Sora's room in the dalmatian's house to... the bathroom in said house. The shower is running and Sora can be heard singing.

Huh, looks like Sora was a wee bit careless. The door is open just a crack, enough for the cat to carefully push it open. And he does so just as Sora pushes open the shower curtain and reaches for the towel hanging on the towel rack. He stops, looking at the cat and as he comes to the realization that the communicator is filming, viewers have a perfect view of Sora and nothing but Sora. Then it clicks that this is PUBLIC.]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[Lucifer drops the communicator and runs as Sora first snaps the curtain shut again, then reaches out to fetch his towel. There's a grumbled litany of some kind as he dries off quickly and fixes the towel around his waist to cover that which has already been glimpsed before opening the curtain back up and stepping out, blushing and clearly not happy. He doesn't have anything to say as he picks the communicator up and turns it off.]

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Comments

[raisethemoon]

Sora? What is amiss? [Guess who's not really up to date on certain human taboos.]

Pfffffft <3

[dork_of_keys]

[Mercifully, by the time he replies to this, his dressed, even if it is just his pajama bottoms... But, oh this just gets better and better. Sora has no idea where to start. How exactly does he explain what's wrong here?]

Um...

[He can't exactly say nothing's wrong either because clearly everything is wrong at the moment. After a moment, he sighs.]

It's... a little complicated.

[Which is such an understatement. What even...]

[raisethemoon]

[Luna isn't totally oblivious to social cues; he's obviously embarrassed now. But why?

...maybe it was a colt thing?]

Dost thou require... [Oh stars now she doesn't know what to say. Maybe a male human could help, but who should she suggest?] ...assistance?

1/?

[dork_of_keys]

[Now why would she be asking him if he needed...]

2/3

[dork_of_keys]

[Oh, ye gods...]

3/3 keywords

[dork_of_keys]

N-No! It's nothing like that.

[When he said 'complicated' he meant he didn't know how to explain a nudity taboo to someone from a world without such a thing. How did it go this way? Er, whatever way it was that it was going...

[letteropener]

I think I've learned something today.

[Celestia has picked up that the taboo exists... but this didn't at all clear up why, admittedly.]

[dork_of_keys]

... Learned what?

[Yeah, that has him a little confused.

If she asks, he'll -try- to explain why humans have issues with nudity. Er, why most humans older then two have issues with it anyway.]

[letteropener]

Human anatomy.

[And she says that in her perpetual calm serenity, too.]

[dork_of_keys]

[Ah, well. That's... actually not that bad. He'd rather not have been the example, even if he is a decent example of a fit and healthy adolescent human male. That couldn't really be helped now.

He's still not so sure what to say here, but at least the blushing is starting to fade a little.]

Uh... okay.

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[frostyfuntimes]

[Jack just kinda grins in amusement. At least he's not outright laughing...although he might have gotten that out of his system before responding.]

You know for a guy who carries around a giant key you sure don't know how to use a lock.

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[dork_of_keys]

How was I supposed to know that would happen? None of my other Spirits bothers me in the shower.

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[frostyfuntimes]

I thought it was just regular practice to shut or lock the bathroom door if you were using it. Also, don't you have like the highest number of incidents with the Spirits hijacking your communicator? What made you think they wouldn't do something like this eventually?

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[dork_of_keys]

I thought it was closed all the way, okay?

[And oddly, the one that normally messes with the communicator came to the conclusion on his own that nekkid pictures were a bad idea. Go figure. For his part Bruce can be seen in the background, hanging off a curtain rod and... taking a nap. Bats.]

[skysmirror]

[Oh, Original. You have the best Spirits, don't you? Xion's not too up on taboos herself, but he's obviously embarrassed.]

You going to be okay?

[dork_of_keys]

[Oh perfect.]

Uh... yeah, I'm fine.

[It hasn't actually occurred to him that Xion would not quite understand why exactly being caught naked is embarrassing. He's not sure he wants to attempt an explanation either...]

[skysmirror]

[At least it isn't Kairi?]

Oh. Okay.

They really do like playing with the communicator, don't they?

[Well, what sort of social education did he think the Organization provided? Not that she was totally in the dark about some things, but detailed explanations had not been forthcoming. At least she sees he's embarrassed and is trying to change the rather awkward subject?]

Fun fact: we have a Kairi reserve XD

[dork_of_keys]

[That would be even worse. Mostly because she might be amused by it.]

They do. I dunno how it got to be something to do for fun, though. When Bruce did it the first time... I'm not even sure why he didn't it the first time.

[That's a mild little lie. He knows it's because both of his Spirits were worried when he was having nightmares and they couldn't wake him up. He's just not sure why Bruce went for the communicator.

As for the social education, he'd be surprised if the Organization offered any at all. Perhaps there are some things that do need to be discussed, but for now, he'll take the subject change.]

[colorbymemory]

[And Namine thought having an owl that had to examine everything was annoying. She looks a little embarrassed herself, but that's mostly because Sora looks embarrassed. Like with others, social taboos are not a thing that come readily to mind for her.]

They really should learn to not do that...

[Little social education as she has, she knows that one does not videotape people without their permission.]

[dork_of_keys]

[Sora would rather have a Spirit getting into everything, personally. This kind of brings his mind back to what he'd been thinking when he'd asked to meet to talk about Castle Oblivion. This is so awkward.]

They should but... even Bruce didn't want to go that far...

[Everyone should know that and Sora can't help thinking the cat knew already, but... well. Clearly the cat is a bigger jerk than Bruce...]

[colorbymemory]

[Awkward is one word for it. It would be even more so if Namine knew what had been on Sora's mind when trying to think of a place to discuss that privately. As it is, she will simply agree that an overly-inquisitve Spirit is much better than this.]

I guess some need more lessons in manners than others.

[Not a very nice cat at all, especially if he did know better.]

[yabigfurball]

[And after all that, Ammy has gone to track down Lucifer in the house. She's gonna have to teach that cat a lesson. Once finding him, she barks at the Spirit.]

[Hey! That's pretty rude! You should knock first...and she should know!]

[dork_of_keys]

[The cat's only answer is the kind of dirty look that cats can give which spill so much vitriol despite being so simple. The bat does that all the time. What's the problem?

Were he listening, Bruce might point out that he's never broken any other household rules and he especially never thought to get film of Sora naked. Humans really don't like that. But, Bruce is not listening to this conversation. He's napping.

Sora, now dressed and still blushing just a little, hears the barking. He's not sure if it's going to help any, but if Ammy wants to try scolding Lucifer, she's welcome to try. He appreciates the effort, though. Getting the cat to stop being such a brat is going to take time and maybe a bit of help...]

[yabigfurball]

[Oh, she knows that look. But she's stubborn about treating people well, and it's not going to intimidate her much.]

[She barks some more. The problem is that it's rude and unkind, especially to a person that's taking care of him. Who cares if the bat does it? He shouldn't, either, and a bad example shouldn't be followed.]

[dork_of_keys]

[Sora just observes for a moment. Whatever Ammy is saying to him, Lucifer doesn't seem to be impressed. As a case in point, now he's walking away.]

Oh brother.