Mark I - ||video||

[the_mechanic]

[There's a close-up view of a well-manicured goatee, though there's a bit of blood around the lips, and as he adjusts the camera, it's plain to see that the clearly-attractive man has definitely been in a fight recently. Put mildly. And also that he's wearing some kind of metal armor suit thing, with the face-mask open.

He opens his mouth to speak, then closes it again. Twice. This is not a man accustomed to being at a loss for words.]

Please tell me there's someone in this sparkly-rainbow-nightmare than can get a full sentence out, with minimal KUPO, that can tell me what the hell is going on?

...please?

[The camera pans out just enough to show the komory bat perched on the top of the man's head, chittering away happily. Tony swipes at him half-heartedly, as if they've been through this a few times already, and the bat makes no motion to vacate his vantage point.

Tony looks pleadingly into the camera, and with a deep sigh, cuts the feed.]

Comments

[unrecovered]

That's what I said. If he dies, I call dibs.

Plus, you don't have a leg to stand on. You have dibs on my armor, remember?

[allfunandgamesuntil]

That's different. You don't have that armor now.

[unrecovered]

That didn't stop you from calling dibs on it while I was - am - still alive.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

I'm just saying, it's not an issue now.

[unrecovered]

It's the principle of the thing.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

You won't even let me be a little hypocritical, will you?

[unrecovered]

You wouldn't let me, so no.