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revenance_comms2013-05-16 01:33 pm
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Mark I - ||video||
[There's a close-up view of a well-manicured goatee, though there's a bit of blood around the lips, and as he adjusts the camera, it's plain to see that the clearly-attractive man has definitely been in a fight recently. Put mildly. And also that he's wearing some kind of metal armor suit thing, with the face-mask open.
He opens his mouth to speak, then closes it again. Twice. This is not a man accustomed to being at a loss for words.]
Please tell me there's someone in this sparkly-rainbow-nightmare than can get a full sentence out, with minimal KUPO, that can tell me what the hell is going on?
...please?
[The camera pans out just enough to show the komory bat perched on the top of the man's head, chittering away happily. Tony swipes at him half-heartedly, as if they've been through this a few times already, and the bat makes no motion to vacate his vantage point.
Tony looks pleadingly into the camera, and with a deep sigh, cuts the feed.]
He opens his mouth to speak, then closes it again. Twice. This is not a man accustomed to being at a loss for words.]
Please tell me there's someone in this sparkly-rainbow-nightmare than can get a full sentence out, with minimal KUPO, that can tell me what the hell is going on?
...please?
[The camera pans out just enough to show the komory bat perched on the top of the man's head, chittering away happily. Tony swipes at him half-heartedly, as if they've been through this a few times already, and the bat makes no motion to vacate his vantage point.
Tony looks pleadingly into the camera, and with a deep sigh, cuts the feed.]
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Thank you, Spike. You've been very helpful.
[Spike squeaks happily and chows down on the treat, and Rarity turns her attention to Tony.]
There you are. And I see you've met Pinkie Pie. I hope she didn't startle you too badly. [Read: I hope she didn't pop out of anywhere that you wouldn't think physically possible.] Though she does make wonderful cupcakes. Now, have you had that potion yet?
Pinkie, be a dear and see if Steven has anything to help with repairs, will you? [Because she can do minimal metalwork, but it's all in the pursuit of jewelry. Whatever he's wearing is utterly beyond her.]
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[The nearby Moogle looks up involuntarily at the name...and then, seeing Pinkie, takes off in the opposite direction.]
Huh. He must not've heard me! Be right back, guys! [And off she bounces, like a certain cartoon skunk.]
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Tony's bat zooms over to meet Rarity's pricklemane, chittering happily. So many new friends!]
Haaah, yeah, she sure knows how to make an entrance.
Okay, what's the deal with the potions? I've put a lot of questionable stuff in my body over the years, I won't lie about that, but just the fact that it's called a potion has me a little reluctant, here.
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That's not all. You should see her parties.
The potions are magic - they heal wounds. [And because there is no tactful way to say this:] You do look like you could use that right now. Here. [She magics a potion out of her saddlebags, the bottle hovering in front of Tony.] Drink that.
[Spike squeaks back at the bat. Hi! New friends are great!]
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I would agree with Rarity.
[The panda behind him waves hello, although it's hard to tell if it's at Tony or at his new bat.]
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Tony sighs, deeply, but it's clear he's finally resigned. God, what the hell. He snags the potion out of the air and uncorks it.]
Na zdorovye.
[And chugs.
And holy shit if that isn't the weirdest feeling ever.... but... he feels a lot better.]
...okay. That. ....I'm an idiot. I'll just drink the potion next time. [because with him, there's always a next time.]