Mark I - ||video||

[the_mechanic]

[There's a close-up view of a well-manicured goatee, though there's a bit of blood around the lips, and as he adjusts the camera, it's plain to see that the clearly-attractive man has definitely been in a fight recently. Put mildly. And also that he's wearing some kind of metal armor suit thing, with the face-mask open.

He opens his mouth to speak, then closes it again. Twice. This is not a man accustomed to being at a loss for words.]

Please tell me there's someone in this sparkly-rainbow-nightmare than can get a full sentence out, with minimal KUPO, that can tell me what the hell is going on?

...please?

[The camera pans out just enough to show the komory bat perched on the top of the man's head, chittering away happily. Tony swipes at him half-heartedly, as if they've been through this a few times already, and the bat makes no motion to vacate his vantage point.

Tony looks pleadingly into the camera, and with a deep sigh, cuts the feed.]

Comments

[trademark_skull]

[Oh no, it's another Wash]

It's great. How about you?

[the_mechanic]

[Except infinitely more handsome, c'mon.]

Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

[trademark_skull]

[... Not really the point.]

A.. are you.. [Was he really that out of it or something? He was apparently bleeding and all... Eh, not really his problem. Besides someone would probably come to the rescue anyway]