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[sailorlaughter]

Hiiiiiii, everypony!

[The pink pony seems cheerfully oblivious to the Hebby Rep chewing on her head.] My name's Pinkie Pie, and I just gotta say, this is the coolest dream ever! Whoever set this up totally knew what they were doing! And I mean, I've had some real dream-doozies, like that time when everything in Ponyville turned into cake and I had to eat it all while Twilight played on the tuba, but I've never-ever dreamed up my very own shiny dream-lizard before!

[She lifts a foreleg to point, causing the spirit to leap and clamp his jaws around that instead. Pinkie smiles.] I think I'm gonna call him Toothy!

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[sailorlaughter]

Gummy wouldn't eat me! He's my friend!

...and also he's a baby alligator. And he doesn't have teeth!

[unrecovered]

That explains it. I think.

Well, watch out for Nightmares. They probably will eat you.

[sailorlaughter]

Naaaaaah. Last time there was a big scary Nightmare, me and my friends fixed everything with the Elements of Harmony! They make magic friendship rainbows!

...buuuuuut since Rarity's the only other one here, I guess I could just shoot them with my cannon instead. [Just in case this was getting a little too gooey for you, Wash.]

[unrecovered]

[Magic. Friendship. Rainbows. He's just. Not even going to ask. Time to latch onto something else.]

Wait, you have Nightmares where you're from? I thought they were only in the dream world.

...you have a cannon?

[sailorlaughter]

You BET I do! [And suddenly, cannon.] This is my very own one-hundred-percent Pinkie-produced Party Cannon! It can fill an entire barn with party in just three point two seconds! And that's with streamers!

Oh, and we only had the one Nightmare. That happened forever ago, didn't -

[raisethemoon]

[OH MY WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN FAINTLY BLUE-TINTED STATIC INTERFERENCE ON THE COMMS? OH WELL CONVERSATION OVER I GUESS.]

Screened to Luna

[unrecovered]

[Oh look. Distraction tactics. He knows those.]

Anything you want to talk about?

Screened to Wash; text

[raisethemoon]

[There's a bit of a pause...]

Not like this. Wilt thou meet us in person?

Screened to Luna

[unrecovered]

Sure. Where are you?

Screened to Wash; text

[raisethemoon]

The roof of our residence, currently. We can relocate if thou wishest.

Screened to Luna

[unrecovered]

I'll be there soon.

[It's just going to take a bit to get to the roof of Luna's apartment from the Twilight Town tunnels, that's all.]

Screened to Wash; text

[raisethemoon]

Very well.