alwayslikeddonuts: (I am not messing around here.)
Detective Shraeger ([personal profile] alwayslikeddonuts) wrote in [community profile] revenance_comms2013-02-02 09:37 pm

First Collar - Voice (Traverse Town)

I really hate munny. I thought I hated money at home, but I didn't. Not till I found munny, which is so much worse.

Well, I got the Fuzzballs to make me a collapsible baton, which should help me given the cost of bullets is a little too high for my liking. Just all around I do not like having to rely on a cereal box mascot to get enough munny to make it day to day.

I was never one to complain about my salary at home, but I will never let anyone do it again.

...You know, if I get back.

Oh right, why I turned this stupid Dick Tracy watch on.

My name is Casey Shraeger, I'm a New York City Detective from the year 2009. I don't have advanced technology or magic voodoo powers there, I don't like the voodoo powers, and potions taste worse than the coffee my partner makes at his diner.

And I'm so looking forward to getting to know all of you. *BATHE IN THE SARCASM!*

**Click.*