revenance_comms | First Collar - Voice (Traverse Town)

Entry tags:

First Collar - Voice (Traverse Town)

I really hate munny. I thought I hated money at home, but I didn't. Not till I found munny, which is so much worse.

Well, I got the Fuzzballs to make me a collapsible baton, which should help me given the cost of bullets is a little too high for my liking. Just all around I do not like having to rely on a cereal box mascot to get enough munny to make it day to day.

I was never one to complain about my salary at home, but I will never let anyone do it again.

...You know, if I get back.

Oh right, why I turned this stupid Dick Tracy watch on.

My name is Casey Shraeger, I'm a New York City Detective from the year 2009. I don't have advanced technology or magic voodoo powers there, I don't like the voodoo powers, and potions taste worse than the coffee my partner makes at his diner.

And I'm so looking forward to getting to know all of you. *BATHE IN THE SARCASM!*

**Click.*

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

2009, hmmm?

Hi Casey. My name is Ziva David, from Washington DC in 2012... I work with NCIS there. No powers, no technology, just guns and training... and my cereal box mascots.

[A pause]

Do you think they would be willing to make another of those batons? [You have her interest.]

How many new iPhones have come out? Morbid curiosity.

Thank God, someone normal. ...Well, as close to normal as you get working in D.C. I'm sure everyone here is very nice, but... you get it right?

*The oh why is there magic and people just blindly accept it thing.*

Probably, the fuzzball wanted me to buy a sword but that felt a bit to Joan of Arc for me. I didn't need to threaten him with my gun to get him to do it, so it shouldn't be too hard to get another one made.

...I have no idea what metal it's made out of, and I really don't want to ask.

I think we are on number 4...and they have plans for another.

[There's a chuckle.] Oh, I understand. I definitely understand. [She'd like to avoid big magic anymore, if possible.] But, as you will probably see, there is plenty more you will need to get used to here.

Hmmm. I think I may have to ask one of them about another.

That just figures. I would ask why, but I remember shiny objects work on most people.

How long have you been here anyway?

Seems more functional than a sword. Or a shield, why was the Moogle pushing a shield like it's a real weapon?

Or people like a friend of mine, who enjoys taking them apart.

I have been here...a couple of months, maybe? I have lost track of time, it seems.

[Cue Ziva pausing as she remembers watching Even fight with a shield.] Actually, you may be surprised... I have seen someone fight with one.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only