Message 02. Splish Splash

[unrecovered]

[The video shows Wash wearing what looks to be civilian clothes - a t-shirt, no helmet - and perched on the edge of the fountain in the Second District. He's also completely soaked. Fang is wheeling through the air behind him, squeaking gleefully and oddly dry.]

So. I tried a water barrel.

[He pauses for a few moments, gathering his words before continuing.] I have absolutely no idea what that was supposed to be, but- [He jerks his thumb at Fang, still doing aerial cartwheels behind him] -he sure seems to like it.

[He just shrugs - what can you do, really? - and turns the video off. That was a thing and it happened.]

Comments

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Could you feel her glaring daggers at you on the inside of your own skull?

[unrecovered]

No, just the outside. [You are such a drama queen, dude.]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Close enough. [Yeah, but Delta won't forgive him until tomorrow morning or he does something Delta thinks is funny, and that's just irksome.]

[unrecovered]

[Then make with the funny. Wash just smirks and brings a hand up to pet Fang, who's just landed on his shoulder and is looking for some affection.]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

[Sparky decides that Max has gotten enough attention and nudges at York, who scritches him obligingly.

You'll have to see if they have any of these that look like cats.

[unrecovered]

They do. Cactus, remember?

Plus, I like Fang. [The bat squeaks happily at the compliment and nibbles on Wash's hair. Obviously this is how bats show affection.]

[allfunandgamesuntil]

Yeah, you can't beat the ones you have.

[York grins at his dream eaters.]