[CH. 001] [Audio]

[since1928]

[There's a high-pitched yelp.

It sounds sort of strangled, or maybe it even sounds like someone getting squished under a heavy weight. Whatever has happened doesn't take too long to recover from, however, as the high-pitched voice rouses from that former dazed state.]

...Oh boy. Anybody got the license plate of that train??

[He tries to laugh, letting it peter off into a mild groan.

Somewhere behind him, there's the sound of a muffled, fat bark.]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

NO PROBLEM!

[And she bounces back up somewhere.

Only to bounce down a second later.]

You're married to Queen Minnie, right? [Bounce!] That makes you a king! [Bounce!] Where's your crown?

[since1928]

[Where did she g– oh, there she is.]

Uh. Yeah! You're right about that, haha. And I, er, left it at home. Wearin' a crown while travelin' isn't practical, y'know?

[sailorlaughter]

Really? Our Princesses do it all the time! And they have one of those -

[She stops bouncing to gesture vaguely around her neck.]

- big necklace thingies, I dunno. And shoes!

[since1928]

To each their own, I suppose! I dunno if any other royals do the same.

[sailorlaughter]

I guess so! My friend Twilight just got Princess-ified, and she never wears one!

[since1928]

Oh! Congratulations to her! She sounds like the practical type too, haha!

[sailorlaughter]

Oh, totally! She's always like "Pinkie, you can't eat that many cupcakes!" and "Pinkie, how did you get in my house?"

[Giggle] She's so practical!

[since1928]

[While amused, he does have to wonder about the friendship between the ponies.]

Gee, if it's like that, I guess she's very lucky t'have you as a friend!