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Message 13: PSA Hell
[Armor on, helmet off; Wash doesn't look too terribly happy, but that's about par for the course. Cal it neutral for now, or as close to neutral as he gets.]
If you're new here and you can see this, great - it means you've figured out how to use the communicator. [Yaaaaaaaay.]
For those of you who weren't listening to the Moogle or just didn't get it the first time, you're in the realm of dreams. Yes, you're asleep. No, nobody knows how you got here or how to get back, but we're working on it. People just seem to appear and disappear at random.
This particular world is called Traverse Town. There used to be three more connected to it - Twilight Town, the Mother of Invention, and Ponyville - but they closed off at about the same time you all showed up. Nobody's figured that one out either.
Let's see...if a Dream Eater has red eyes, it's a Nightmare and will probably to try to kill you. If it doesn't, it either belongs to someone or is a Moogle. Either way, don't shoot it.
If you need more information...[He shrugs.] Ask around. The people who've been here longer tend to know more. [Of course, he's just set himself up as a source of information - not what he wanted, but dammit, someone's got to do it.]
If you're new here and you can see this, great - it means you've figured out how to use the communicator. [Yaaaaaaaay.]
For those of you who weren't listening to the Moogle or just didn't get it the first time, you're in the realm of dreams. Yes, you're asleep. No, nobody knows how you got here or how to get back, but we're working on it. People just seem to appear and disappear at random.
This particular world is called Traverse Town. There used to be three more connected to it - Twilight Town, the Mother of Invention, and Ponyville - but they closed off at about the same time you all showed up. Nobody's figured that one out either.
Let's see...if a Dream Eater has red eyes, it's a Nightmare and will probably to try to kill you. If it doesn't, it either belongs to someone or is a Moogle. Either way, don't shoot it.
If you need more information...[He shrugs.] Ask around. The people who've been here longer tend to know more. [Of course, he's just set himself up as a source of information - not what he wanted, but dammit, someone's got to do it.]
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...thanks?
Believe me, it's physical.
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And yet, your heart pangs every time you put your helmet on, doesn't it, Mr. Washington? I can see it in your eyes - such sad eyes! You're like a little butterfly far from home, blown on distant winds and now you've got to pretend to be an eagle as best you can for fear you'll never make your way home otherwise.
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And don't psychoanalyze me. That's the last thing I need.
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I think you must be doing something very like that for the woman you must love somewhere.
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Or you're seeing something that's not there and he's trying not to hurt your feelings. I'm betting it's that.
Oh, yeah. My girlfriend has no idea how I feel about her. It's not like we share a room or anything.
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And you just don't know Bertie like I do, Mr. Washington. He's so in love with me, he tried to steal my picture and jumped into a lake when the police officer was chasing him.
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Okay, you know what? Sure. [He leans back, looking off to the left of the camera.] Hey, Ziva.
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Yes?
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[Completely, utterly deadpan.]
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You will do what now?
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[So. Much. Deadpan.]
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Uh huh. [She's deadpan on that.] I am no one's flower.
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That's okay. I'm more of a lawn mower anyway.
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That does not deserve a response.
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Yeah, 'cause throwing shit's a great answer.
[And he hurls the pillow back at her, grinning.]
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You deserved it.
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[He picks up a pillow of his own and returns that smirk.]
But you're having fun.
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[She gets up and walks towards him, pillow still in her hand.]
Pillow fights are always fun.
[And she takes a swing at him.]
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[Can't say he didn't see this coming. He leans back, but not fast enough to avoid her pillow as it whacks his cheek. He gets right back into it and takes a swing at her.]
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See!
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[He goes for another swing.]
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I think I win.
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