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[The feed switches on and cycles through mediums, from audio of something softly growling, to black and white armored hands, flash of a gold visor, and blue sky above as the device is fiddled with, and then settles on text. A couple moments pass before any words are entered.]

AGENT MAINE TO COMMAND. REQUESTING STATUS. UNKNOWN DEPLOYMENT. CLARIFY.

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[too_high]

[Okay, this makes more sense now that he's gotten the word from Washington as well.]

NOT ME.

[Not going to apologize, either.]

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Like I said.

[She's just giving you the info, no need to get defensive.]

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[He's grumbling to himself but now he's got enough information he realizes he's not going to be people's most favorite person. Not that that worries him at all. It's time to move past that and try to figure out just who he's talking to.]

WHORE YOU?

[Maine. Maine you forgot to use punctuation. Apostrophes are our friends.]

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[statisticallyterrible]

[Luckily enough, she's sat through too many purposeful insults to worry over bad grammar.]

1498

[Alas, he hasn't made a good enough impression to keep her from being obtuse.]

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PRISONER?

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Yes.

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[Long pause long pause long pause. Well, a little action might be nice.]

NEED HELP?

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Got it covered.

[At least, there's nothing to be done about it here.]

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[Well crap. He was looking forward to a breakout.]

SUIT YOURSELF.