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[The feed switches on and cycles through mediums, from audio of something softly growling, to black and white armored hands, flash of a gold visor, and blue sky above as the device is fiddled with, and then settles on text. A couple moments pass before any words are entered.]

AGENT MAINE TO COMMAND. REQUESTING STATUS. UNKNOWN DEPLOYMENT. CLARIFY.

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[She returns to this after a long pause. Having talked to Washington about it, she looks considerably less hostile, though she's still far from actually apologizing. There's nothing to be sorry for anyway - she IS still going to be watching him.]

...I beg thy pardon? [Shakespeare pony does not understand chatspeak]

[Despite Washington's attempts Maine probably isn't going to make the best case for himself.]

W-WHAT T-THE F-FUCK

[Although, given he's surrounded by things like flying bear things and a talking cactus, he supposes he shouldn't be too surprised by a multicolored horse. She was still talking, though, and he couldn't say that about the others] YOU A SPIRIT TOO?

Charming.

No. I am Luna, alicorn Princess of the Night.

YOU'RE TALKING.

[Among the laundry list of things that are deliriously wrong with this situation, he's going for the obvious.]

I had not noticed.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK.

[You're supposed to neigh and step on people's feet and bite their hands.]

But thou art supposed to awaken in a dream world full of multicolored animals?

[Don't you give her that, Maine, you've already made a Pricklemane. Surely that's weirder.]

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[Yeah but the Pricklemaine doesn't talk. At least not like how he's used to, like Luna is.]

WHATEVER. YOU IN DRAMA?

[Since she was talking like some Shakespeare theatre snob.]

Excuse me?

[She's not really following that leap in logic.]

THEATRE SHIT. FANCY ENGLISH.

[He can't really take it seriously.]

Oh...'tis traditional for those of high class to speak so!

[Okay actually she's pretty embarrassed that she still does that. But she must not show doubt!]

[Thankfully text doesn't translate sound ~~because his end is totally all text despite Mundane's mixup in the subject line above~~ because he snorts in amusement.]

HIGH CLASS. RIGHT. PRINCESS.

[She can't hear that snort, but she's still not overly impressed with the text.]

That is generally the meaning of the term.

NOT USED TO ROYALTY.

[That's his excuse for ~~willingly~~ not following the protocol. So far there's nothing about her that really makes him inclined to take her seriously.]

I had gathered as much from the other Freelancers, yes.

GOTTA DO SHIT TO GET SHIT IN FREELANCER.

[Yeah this is his little screw you to monarchy. He's going to be in for quite a surprise when he finds out what Luna is capable of.]

Art thou implying that we did not earn our title?

[That would be the sky quickly darkening on her end, and in the general area of the city she's in.]

[Okay, that's interesting.]

[And also he's not seeing it on his end, so no he's not really going to make any attempt to placate her.]

MEANING OF 'MONARCHY'

[Yes that's exactly what he's implying.]

We took our thrones in battle from the tyrant Discord, and struck him down into the stone! If your human rulers are corrupt fools, that is no fault of mine!

[Thunder and lightning! Everyone in town now knows that somewhere, someone has pissed Luna off.]

And Equestria is a diarchy!

[Maine can't help chuffing in amusement to himself. Watching her get all riled up was ... kind of fun.]

MY MISTAKE

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