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[sexyimpact]

[A VERY pissed off face appears and she only seems to scowl more when she becomes sure it's on and recording.]

Do those floating fuzzballs think I'm stupid?! There's no way I'm asleep! I'm pretty sure I could tell if I was dreaming. I mean, there'd be a whole lot more bowing and servants waiting on me hand and foot right now, if this was a dream.

Anyone care to tell me what's really going on here?

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[raisethemoon]

Yes. Thou art meant to use those to form a creature. It will aid thee in fighting against the monsters of this land. We suppose not everypony needs the extra force...

[Noctis chirps indignantly and fluffs himself up, and she smiles and leans down to nuzzle him briefly.]

...but they are most valiant combatants. And excellent companions as well.

[sexyimpact]

Well... I guess it's worth checking out. [She does seem sincere about this... she is mildly curious.]

So... what's with all the fancy talk?

[raisethemoon]

Fancy talk?

[sexyimpact]

Yeah. The "thou"s and "thy"s and stuff?

[raisethemoon]

Oh.

'Tis an...old habit. We - I am working on it.

[sexyimpact]

Ah. Gotcha.

[raisethemoon]

We thank thee for thy understanding.

I am Princess Luna. Who might you be?

[sexyimpact]

Uh... sure. No problem.

Well, that explains a thing or two--I guess. Me? I'm Beauty Queen Etna~ ♥

[raisethemoon]

'Tis a pleasure.

[She looks thoughtful for a moment.] Beauty Queen? Is this like this new modeling of fashion?

[sexyimpact]

Ah, no, not that kind of beauty queen.

My title used to be Demon Lord, but I thought Beauty Queen had a nicer ring to it, so I had it hacked.

[raisethemoon]

...'tis certainly a better-sounding title. [Yeah that all went totally over her pretty pony head.]

[sexyimpact]

I thought so too. [It's okay, Luna... you aren't going to be the only one, undoubtedly.]