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[knock_knock]

[Wyoming has left his helmet off, feeling safe enough between leaving his motion sensors on and Gamma being very much awake.. No one’s going to sneak up on him- Even the spiky cat thing that he doesn't entirely trust though it's purring at him why is it purring that is not a normal cat thing.

He appears to be on a roof of some building, mostly because it’s got the best vantage point to see where he’s at.]
If I understood correctly this is some sort communicator, and I’m in a dream world. Which seems rather impossible but all things considered, I’ll play along for now.

And since I have an audience, willing or not, I might as well.

Knock knock.

[Guess who’s assuming this is some sort of trick and isn't taking this nearly as seriously as he should be? This guy.]

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[unrecovered]

[First thing he did upon seeing this video was curse. A lot. Second thing was sigh deeply and count out ten dream pieces and fifty munny for Epsilon. Looked like he'd bet on the wrong horse here. Third thing is to make a note to keep an eye on York, just in case. Finally, he turns on the communicator, helmet on. Might as well get this going.]

Who's there.

[knock_knock]

[Eyebrows are raised, because he wasn't exactly expecting the place to pull up images of his teammates, but sure he'll go along with it.]
Ollie.

[unrecovered]

[Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, Wyoming. And he's going to regret going with this one, isn't he.]

Ollie who.

[brodakota]

[North has to do a double take, but yup, that's Wyoming alright. He'as actually rather impressed that his tempting fate yielded some results. Althoug not the ones he would have wanted, so he's counting out the money for Epsilon.]

This place has a slightly different version of the world impossible, Reggie.

Who's there?

[knock_knock]

I would assume so, if its a dream. Not quite sure where my subconscious is getting those strange creatures from but I'm sure I'll figure it out sooner or later.
[It feels real but enough logic has been thrown out the window he's still assuming things.

Gamma wants to take this one and Wyoming certainly doesn't mind, so he's popping up now. Hey bro, how're you doing?]

Disguise.

[brodakota]

I'd say the moogles, but they just help you make them. The spirits are weird, but helpful.

[Because Cactus the pricklemane's going to take a moment to say hi.

Theta waves at Gamma.]

Diguise who?

[raisethemoon]

Ah. We were correct. [Why couldn't she have been wrong and had a nice pony show up? She'd settle for a griffon, even.]

We recommend descending from the roof, Agent, if thou dost not wish to be attacked by bats.

ALL THE OLD SPEAK! <3

[knock_knock]

Correct about what, exactly?
[ okay, that's a pony. So now he's wondering if he's tripping out. He isn't the type to do drugs so he decides it's not likely. ]

I'm relatively sure I can handle a few bats m'dear.

WOOOOOOO \o/

[raisethemoon]

[She's just gonna ignore that question. And also his rather condescending form of address; she does bristle a little, but Agent Washington always interrupts whenever she starts yelling at Freelancers.]

As thou wishest. They are not terribly dangerous.

We are Princess Luna of Equestria. And thou art?

[shadearchivist]

[Ienzo isn't interested in the joke; he is interested to meet another person from North's world.]

Good evening. I take it that you're another associate from North and Theta's place of origin? My name is Ienzo; welcome to Traverse Town.

[knock_knock]

[Ienzo, come on. You're missing out buddy! But Wyoming's down to getting to business too for those who chose to be sticks in the mud.]

And a good evening to yourself, old chap.

That does depend on how far back you wish to look. Im relatively sure we're from different planets. Never asked though.

A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I go by Wyoming, and this would be Gamma.
[If he's heard of Theta he knows about the AI, so the little blue guy's popping up now. He gets bored keeping quiet and unseen.]

[shadearchivist]

[Ienzo isn't going to get into the headache of explaining that to another Freelancer, not right now.]

Should you be interested, I run a tea shop in the fourth district. I believe your associates are staying at the hotel, currently, which is in the second district.

[go_dream]

What are you knocking on?

[knock_knock]

Its a joke.
[He sounds slightly disappointed. Two people who dont like jokes in a row. Its a travesty, really.]

[go_dream]

How does it go?

[He likes jokes! He just hasn't heard this one yet.]

[fearmylaserface]

And I just won a bet with North, Wash, and York. Kickass.

[knock_knock]

[He doesn't know you, Epsilon. Hes never seen you before in his life. But something automatically rings familiar to Gamma and when it filters down to Wyoming he gets the feeling like he should know. He barely keeps himself from frowning, keeping a carefully blank face.]
I see.

What kind of bet?

[colorbymemory]

[Namine looks a little puzzled. There aren't any doors anywhere near him that she can see.]

Knock on what?

[knock_knock]

I take it you've never heard of a knock knock joke before either, then.

[4letters4ninja]

[Have Ziva looking at her communicator with a raised eyebrow.]

Another...?

And which state are you?

[knock_knock]

[And now they have matching eyebrows. Both raised.]
Another what, mate?

Wyoming.

[nightmaresfear]

A joke, huh?

[If you want more things that seem impossible, here is a silver-haired kid with a bat on his shoulder. The creature peers at the communicator with bright yellow eyes, while Riku cracks a smile.]

Okay, I'll bite. Who's there?

[knock_knock]

Ah, I was wondering if anyone I don't know around here simply doesn't know a proper joke when they saw one.
[....he's just going to assume hair dye and some sort of gel for the spikes. And the bat looks similar enough to the pricklemane he'll not bat an eye at that one.]

Duke.

[salvagedlight]

[Have a blond teenager with a bit of a headtilt and an honestly curious expression, Wyoming.]

There's a lot of you, aren't there?

[Yes, he knows what jokes are - he's just more distracted by yet another of your group showing up.]

[knock_knock]

A lot of who, exactly?
[He knows. He's just making sure and being annoying. Like usual.]