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[grifball]

[Well the armor might be familiar to some of you. Even the coloring. And you are already swearing under your breath, aren't you?]

[If you want to know why they're swearing, just keep watching. You'll catch on.]

You know what? I thought I finally caught a break. After dealing with all that shit with the Meta, all I want to be dreaming about is swimming in sea of snack cakes. Actually, I’m pretty sure that was what I was dreaming about before I got dumped here with the theme park mascot that came in and ruined everything. Yeah sure free candy is awesome, but at what cost? A long ass information dump that I may or may not have tuned out about three seconds in?

[Spoiler alert: he did tune out the Moogle.]

Whatever, I’m going back to sleep. This actually might be the first time I’ll be glad to wake up during one of Sarge’s staff meetings.

Comments

[grifball]

[Sorry what was that? Couldn't hear you over the not caring.]

So...you guys don't usually eat this stuff I take it. [Not a dealbreaker tbh.]

[defrostedpride]

No, usually we do not. I was always given to understand that consuming the soulstuff of the dead was unhealthy, even beyond the obvious metaphysical and moral concerns. But feel free to correct me on that point.

[Even is having far too much fun with this.]

[grifball]

Eh. Can't be any worse that Sarge's rations. Now there's something beyond metaphysical concerns.

[Asshole meet idiot asshole. At least there's no bats this time.]

[defrostedpride]

Hmm. Perhaps you'll turn into a Dream Eater. What parts do you think will develop first? Tail? Quadripedal spinal structure? Bat wings?

The wings might be quite useful, unless of course you lose the use of your hands. That might be troublesome.

[grifball]

Bat wings? [A beat.] Y'know, on second thought, better to not mess with the laws of nature or something. Yeah, sounds good.