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[grifball]

[Well the armor might be familiar to some of you. Even the coloring. And you are already swearing under your breath, aren't you?]

[If you want to know why they're swearing, just keep watching. You'll catch on.]

You know what? I thought I finally caught a break. After dealing with all that shit with the Meta, all I want to be dreaming about is swimming in sea of snack cakes. Actually, I’m pretty sure that was what I was dreaming about before I got dumped here with the theme park mascot that came in and ruined everything. Yeah sure free candy is awesome, but at what cost? A long ass information dump that I may or may not have tuned out about three seconds in?

[Spoiler alert: he did tune out the Moogle.]

Whatever, I’m going back to sleep. This actually might be the first time I’ll be glad to wake up during one of Sarge’s staff meetings.

Comments

[shadearchivist]

I'm afraid I didn't catch your name.

[He pauses. Lazy people don't deserve warnings, but it would be unforgivably rude to say nothing.]

If you didn't listen to what the moogle told you, you should be aware that some of the dream eaters are highly aggressive.

[grifball]

Yeah, Grif. Nice to meetcha. [Rushed and insincere. Doesn't he make great impressions?]

...And just how aggressive is "highly?"

[shadearchivist]

Many of them will attack on sight. I don't know what your standards for aggressive might be.

[grifball]

Oh that's plenty aggressive. [Anything that moves when you're near it is plenty aggressive.] Um, just to be sure, about how fast would one have to be in order to run away like a bitch?

[shadearchivist]

Aside from the komory bats, I don't think any of them move very quickly. You could request the map that Agent York and Delta made, if you'd like to avoid the areas where the creatures congregate.

[Ienzo could give it to you, but he's not feeling helpful.]

[grifball]

So wait. There's more bats around here?! [Latching onto that one thins because he is not getting over this bat thing.]

[shadearchivist]

[Ienzo may as well help Wash out while he can.]

Not immediately in your vicinity, but I would stay where you are if you wish to avoid them.

[grifball]

Yeah, okay, I'm not moving a fucking inch now. [Tempted to mess with Wash, but not now. Pranks mean nothing when you involve those winged demons.] Where around here has zero of these dream eater things?

[shadearchivist]

I don't believe there are any in the hotel, but you would have to get past them to get there. I am sure that Agent Washington can assist you.