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Okay, is this thing worki--yeah, it's... I'm in the frame? I... yeah. Right.

[The cowboy straightens, clears his throat, hooks his thumb in his belt, and gives the communicator his most calm and collected scowl. All a matter of looking like none of this bothers you, even when it's a hideous mess. Which this is looking like it is. Business as usual.]

All right, folks, this is Marshall Sparks Nevada, representative of the Mars-Earth coalition. I know this place likely ain't on either planet, but this whole business jumped up to the top of my priority list. Mostly on account've all my other business is in another dimension, so you know, whatever.

Point is, here, I'm gonna hafta ask all've you to provide a list of your name, your home planet... the planet you were last on, if'n those two ain't the same... what space-year you're from, and your dimensional zip code.

Reckon I may have a ways afore we're gettin' out of here proper, but more I can know about how far-spread a problem this is, the more appropriate charges can be put on the culprits for this nonsense once I wrap it all up.

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[ There's a long, disgruntled pause. ]

Yeah... no, last time I was brain kidnapped to a technicolor dream dimension there weren't no talking teddy bears, I'm super out of my depth. Sarcasm. You wanna play skeptic right now, pal, really?

Edited 2014-04-11 06:54 (UTC)

[He should maybe stop messing with the newcomer.] Not so much skeptic. I'm sure your credentials are sound [says the guy that went around flashing fake credentials on psychic paper, at least when he was a Time Lord] and that you're up for a challenge as big as this, but I don't think you understand the volume of the problem. There are people who are asleep that have been pulled from different timelines, different universes; from places that shouldn't exist, but do.

The magnitude of that kind of power--do you understand that?

Well, here's how I'm looking at it: obviously, this thing's at a pretty... pretty big level. I mean, not the worst I've seen, probably, but. Still, ain't no way for me to figure out how big we're talkin' except by startin' off where I know and scalin' back the efforts as required. Can't see any harm in covering the basics.