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[fromearth]

Okay, is this thing worki--yeah, it's... I'm in the frame? I... yeah. Right.

[The cowboy straightens, clears his throat, hooks his thumb in his belt, and gives the communicator his most calm and collected scowl. All a matter of looking like none of this bothers you, even when it's a hideous mess. Which this is looking like it is. Business as usual.]

All right, folks, this is Marshall Sparks Nevada, representative of the Mars-Earth coalition. I know this place likely ain't on either planet, but this whole business jumped up to the top of my priority list. Mostly on account've all my other business is in another dimension, so you know, whatever.

Point is, here, I'm gonna hafta ask all've you to provide a list of your name, your home planet... the planet you were last on, if'n those two ain't the same... what space-year you're from, and your dimensional zip code.

Reckon I may have a ways afore we're gettin' out of here proper, but more I can know about how far-spread a problem this is, the more appropriate charges can be put on the culprits for this nonsense once I wrap it all up.

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[fromearth]

Not--not exactly private stuff, is it... Like, this is get-to-know-you-games stuff, really, so...

[Seriously, who spat in everyone's space sarsaparilla today.]

Yeah, right, the ways around here seem to be storming off from people trying to get a clear picture of what's going on here. Maybe it's just me, but that way don't seem particular helpful, so maybe I'll stick to my methods until someone can show me a proper improvement that don't involve throwin' a tantrum.

[unrecovered]

[He's rubbing his forehead with one hand. He's getting a headache over this guy.]

Did you look at the network at all before you did this? Because not even an hour ago I put up a post with information on this place and what to do if you have questions. Like find someone who's been here for a while and ask questions. Which is what I told you to do when I ran into you. Which you're still not doing.

[fromearth]

Nnno, see, that is what I'm doing, I'm asking questions. To people who have been here. Ain't the type of questions that one single person can answer for all the folk here, either, hence the asking for people to pitch in rather'n hunting down every single person on foot. Could do it, if'n I thought it was worth it, but I'm still failin' to see how asking for names and planetary origins is some type'a gross informational breach to warrant all the fuss you're making of it.