[He might want to keep it that way. Wash was thinking of Sarge anyway, or maybe Tucker. Either way, it would not end well.]

Well, yeah. Just think of what he'd try to pull with one of those.

[The end result would be Wyoming's mustache on fire, and nobody would be happy...except maybe York, who would insist it was worth the laugh.]

[You know, maybe he doesn't want to think about that right now.]

Yeah. Anything with that much energy wouldn't go down so easily.

[The bat squeaks quietly at the touch; it'd be much more enthusiastic about the attention if it wasn't already feeling poorly.]