[Here, have a guy in armor like a few others that replied, only his is blue.] Dude, you seriously look like shit. What the hell happened to you?

I'm assuming you've heard the standard details. You're dreaming, which is still kind of bullshit seeing as I'm an AI. You can't choose to go home, though from personal experience... It can happen. I went home, and not by choice. Came back from a later point in time.

And if you have my luck, someone from home tries to murder you when you return. May want to be careful of the guy in blue and yellow armor like mine. He's an asshole. [Epsilon, holding a grudge? You better believe it. And there's a grumbling pricklemane in the background.]