[Tony absolutely does not shriek like a little girl. Does. Not. Not like anyone could hear him over the sound of WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE PONIES Jesus God, this is the nightmare to end all nightmares. If he ever wakes up from this he is never sleeping again.
Tony tries, really, really tries to keep a logical head on his shoulders, but he has no idea how to process this. This is like a 6-year old princess's wildest dream come true. He's in hell.
But hey, free baked goods. Let's just go with this. The worst it can do is kill him. LIVE DANGEROUSLY, TONY. TAKE THE CUPCAKE.]
Okay, for the record, don't ever sneak up on me when this armor actually has some juice.
You're forgiven this time because you brought me a cupcake.
[Oh, you're an observant one.]
Yeah, I kind of figured...
[Meanwhile, the komory bat has launched itself from Tony at his not!shriek, and was currently hovering nearer to Pinkie Pie, chittering away in greeting.]
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Tony tries, really, really tries to keep a logical head on his shoulders, but he has no idea how to process this. This is like a 6-year old princess's wildest dream come true. He's in hell.
But hey, free baked goods. Let's just go with this. The worst it can do is kill him. LIVE DANGEROUSLY, TONY. TAKE THE CUPCAKE.]
Okay, for the record, don't ever sneak up on me when this armor actually has some juice.
You're forgiven this time because you brought me a cupcake.
[Oh, you're an observant one.]
Yeah, I kind of figured...
[Meanwhile, the komory bat has launched itself from Tony at his not!shriek, and was currently hovering nearer to Pinkie Pie, chittering away in greeting.]