You're in a dream world. Yes, it's real. No, nobody's figured out how to wake up yet. No, nobody knows how we got here or why we're here either.

And that bat either thinks you're its mother or its best friend. It's not going to leave you alone.

[As if to illustrate the point, Wash's bat, Fang, swoops in and lands on Wash's shoulder, squeaking excitedly at the feed. Hi hi hi!]