[Wash opens his mouth to retort, and that's all the further he gets, as Fang has decided that his person has said one too many hurtful things already, taken matters into his own wings, and landed emphatically on Wash's head. Stop saying mean things to your friends!]
[Wash just lets a breath out slowly - because if there's one thing in this room he can't get mad at, it's Fang - and removes Fang from his head, plunking the bat down in his lap.]
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[Wash just lets a breath out slowly - because if there's one thing in this room he can't get mad at, it's Fang - and removes Fang from his head, plunking the bat down in his lap.]
You're not helping.