[Text/Anonymous]

[revenancenpcs]

Are you all still here? How very disappointing. I'd expected better from you. You do seem to consider yourselves people of such high caliber.

But no matter. You can't expect more from what is truly the chaff of the worlds. After all, you haven’t even realized why you haven’t woken up.

Perhaps you never will.

Comments

[defrostedpride]

Who are you?

[revenancenpcs]

Of all your questions, that is the one you choose to ask?

[defrostedpride]

Of all my questions, that is the one I choose to ask first. But if you're offering, I have a list:

Point: How did we come to be here?
Point: Why did some people in a group appear here and not others?
Point: Under what circumstances is it possible to return to the waking world?
Point: At what rate is time passing in our consciousness relative to the waking world?
Point: Is there a specific force behind our arrival here?
Point: If so, does this force have goals?
Point: If so, what are they?
Point: What are the consequences of compliance versus noncompliance with the goals of said force, if any?
Point: If return is possible, what method or methods would serve to bring about said circumstances?
Point: Are there any consequences to these methods besides the obvious?

Point: Who are you?!

[revenancenpcs]

Point: At which point did you come to believe you would receive answers to your queries?

[defrostedpride]

Well, it certainly wasn't going to happen if I didn't ask, now was it?

[hiptobe_eraqus]

Identify yourself!

[revenancenpcs]

In due time.

[hiptobe_eraqus]

And I don't suppose you have any reason for declining to do so now.

[raisethemoon]

[Wow huh that is definitely a bolt of lightning thundering down from someplace in the city. And anyone in the same district as Luna can probably hear the shouting]

INSOLENT FOAL! WE DEMAND THOU SHOW THYSELF AT ONCE!

[revenancenpcs]

You demand. Such a desperate bravery you hold.

[raisethemoon]

Desperate? Wherefore? We hath faced far greater foes than mere unsigned letters.

[revenancenpcs]

Again with the questions. You never do learn, do you?

[raisethemoon]

[She huffs, snapping her wings shut.] We see. 'Tis a prank. We hath dealt with Discord and Celestia both, stranger, thou shalt have to do better than that.

[allfunandgamesuntil]

What, are we supposed to be somewhere else? You gotta give someone a heads up if you're going to be disappointed in 'em.

[revenancenpcs]

I thought you wouldn't need one.

[shadearchivist]

So why haven't we woken up, if you're feeling so chatty?

[revenancenpcs]

Ah, but that would spoil the game.

[shadearchivist]

Well, at least I know you're unlikely to be Xehanort.

[dork_of_keys]

You know, the mysterious and superior act is kind of overused.

[revenancenpcs]

And yet still effective.

[dork_of_keys]

I suppose it wouldn't be so overused if it wasn't.

Somehow I doubt you're gonna answer any questions.

[revenancenpcs]

How will you know if you refuse to ask?

[dork_of_keys]

It's just your type.

But, I guess I can play along. What do you know about all this?

[fearmylaserface]

I haven't figure out how I felt asleep in the first place, asshole. So shut up.

And fuck off while you're at it, whoever you are.

[revenancenpcs]

Such strong words for someone so ignorant. Does it matter how you fell asleep?

[fearmylaserface]

It matters when you've never really slept before.

And who the fuck are you?

[revenancenpcs]

Then you should enjoy the gift.

[fearmylaserface]

And if I didn't want it in the first place?

[brodakota]

An exit hasn't popped up yet.

[Though he's not so sure he wants to go home right now]

[revenancenpcs]

And you expect it will if you do nothing?

[brodakota]

Hey, I've been looking. If you want us gone so badly, it might help if you made it easier to find.

[revenancenpcs]

How quick you are to assume what I want.

[brodakota]

Wait, do you don't want us gone?

[nightmaresfear]

Vague messages from someone who won't even show their face. Real scary.

Why don't you just skip the cheap intimidation tactics and get to the point?

[revenancenpcs]

Which point should I get to? You've given me so many.

[nightmaresfear]

The part where you explain what this is all about, and where you fit into it. If you're only here to taunt us, you're wasting both our time.

[revenancenpcs]

Again and again the same questions. Next time, do see what has already been posed first.

[nightmaresfear]

Here's a thought: if you offered some answers, we wouldn't bother you with the same questions, would we? It's not like you're gonna answer anyway.